Hello, My Name is SPITE No Drawstring Oversized Hoodie

$39.99

For those days when you want to look chill but radiate low-key vengeance, meet your new favorite hoodie. Boldly branded with a red-and-white “Hello, My Name is SPITE” tag, this oversized no drawstring hoodie brings peak comfort and peak pettiness together in one unapologetic piece of apparel. No strings attached, literally or emotionally.

Perfect for ignoring texts, side-eyeing board meetings, or just sipping coffee while mentally deleting people.

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Jul 23 - Jul 25

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Specs that Slap:

8.5 oz./yd² premium midweight fleece cozy enough to plot in.
80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly with a 100% cotton face on solid colors for that smooth, vibrant print.
Grey Heather: 52/48 cotton/poly for effortless neutral spite.
Oversized fit & drop shoulder – because restriction isn’t your vibe.
No drawcord no distractions, just drama.
Double-layer, single-piece hood for extra shade.
Blind stitch seams for that sleek, minimal look.
1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband to keep the chaos contained.
Spacious pouch pocket for snacks, secrets, or receipts.
Tear-away label because you're not here for discomfort.
Imprint: Crisp, high-resolution design using Digital Transfer Film Technology.