“Not That Kind of Neighborhood” Tee
Turns out, Mr. Rogers was a little too optimistic. Slip into this Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee and let the world know your neighborhood has more drama than a daytime soap. From shady HOA presidents (and board members) to mystery meat at the block BBQ, this shirt says what we're all thinking: Mr. Rogers did NOT prepare us for these people.
Soft enough to hug your sanity and durable enough to survive awkward sidewalk run-ins, this tee features:
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Retail fit (for dodging passive-aggressive small talk in style)
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Tear-away label (because we all have something we want to rip off and throw away)
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Side seamed and shoulder tapped (unlike your neighbor’s fence line, this actually holds together)
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4.2 oz of premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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High-res digital transfer print so the sarcasm shines as bright as your Ring doorbell footage
Perfect for block parties, therapy sessions, or just silently judging from your porch.
Welcome to the real neighborhood.
| Weight | 0.5 lb |
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| SKU | 6866B0E64F6A2 |
| Tags | #HOA #neighborhood #Boardmember #community #realestate #homeowner #association |
