Global Apology Tour Tee

$24.99

No matter where you travel, Paris, Tokyo, Italy, or the DMV, you can now skip awkward small talk and jump straight to heartfelt regret. Our “I’m Sorry for Our President” tee delivers a multilingual mea culpa, printed in 14 world languages so you don’t have to Google how to say “please don’t judge us.” Whether you're dodging international side-eye or just need a universal icebreaker, this tee’s got your (embarrassed) back.

Perfect for expats, tourists, or anyone who’s ever cringed during a press conference.

Translation cheat sheet not included. Dignity? Debatable.

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Jul 23 - Jul 25

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Tech Specs:

Retail fit for that perfect everyday look
Tear-away label because comfort matters when you’re apologizing
Side seamed for a flattering silhouette
Shoulder taping for durability (especially when carrying the weight of national shame)
Fabric: 4.2-ounce, 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles
Ash variant: 99/1 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly
Imprint: High-resolution and vibrant using Digital Transfer Film Technology, so every “sorry” pops in clarity