Global Apology Tour Shopper Tote
Who needs to say it when your tote says it for you in fourteen languages? Whether you're globe-trotting, grocery-hauling, or just trying to dodge political conversations at the farmer’s market, the “I’m Sorry for Our President” tote has your back (and your produce). It’s the ultimate passive-aggressive passport to international understanding, or at least mutual sighing.
Compact, clever, and culturally aware, this bag does the apologizing so you can just focus on the snacks.
Warning: May attract knowing nods, awkward chuckles, or spontaneous hugs from strangers abroad.
Tech Specs:
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210 denier polyester for lightweight durability
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Keyhole handle for easy grab-n-go action
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Dimensions: 14.75"h x 15.25"w x 3"d
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Capacity: Approx. 675 cubic inches of global regret
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Imprint: High-resolution and vibrant using Digital Transfer Film Technology
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Perfect for: Shopping, tradeshows, travel… and international amends
Note: Not intended for use by children 12 and under, only emotionally mature adults who can handle secondhand embarrassment.
| Weight | 0.4 lb |
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| SKU | 684676CCC8A8E |
| Tags | #antitrump #donalttrump #antiestablishment #prorights #equalrights #immigration |
