DEFUND THE HOA Midweight Hooded Sweatshirt
Cozy up in the only hoodie brave enough to say what everyone else is whispering during the “Open Forum” DEFUND THE HOA. Whether you're braving a chilly board meeting or just dodging that one neighbor with a clipboard and a God complex, this hoodie’s got your back (literally).
Soft, warm, and loaded with neighborhood sass, it’s perfect for late-night trash takeouts, passive-aggressive porch sitting, or protesting mysterious line items in the budget. Because if we’re paying dues, we might as well look good doing it.
Tech Specs (The Fine Print Your HOA Would Never Read):
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8.5 oz./yd² (US) 14.1 oz./L yd (CA), 80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly fleece with 100% cotton face, 20 singles (Solid, Camo Colors & Gunmetal Heather)
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Heather, Safety, and Neon Pink colors: 55/45 cotton/poly blend
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Grey Heather: 75/25 cotton/poly blend
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Classic fit for max comfort and movement (in case of spontaneous protest)
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Jersey lined hood, cozy enough for HOA gossip sessions
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Split-stitched double-needle sewing on all seams, strong like your boundary-setting
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Twill neck tape & 1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband for a polished, petty-resistant look
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Metal eyelets, pouch pocket, and a tear-away label (because you make your own rules)
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High-resolution and vibrant imprint using Digital Transfer Film Technology, your message, loud and clear
| Weight | 1.2 lb |
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| SKU | 68466AFAE7618 |
| Tags | #antiHOA #HOA #neighborhood #neighbors #community #realestate |
