DEFUND THE HOA Ideal Twill Convention Tote
Finally, a tote that speaks louder than the board president at a 3-hour budget meeting. Introducing the DEFUND THE HOA Convention Tote, your go-to carryall for passive-aggressively hauling pool noodles, protest petitions, or just snacks to survive the next "mandatory" community meeting.
Made from durable twill and powered by your pent-up homeowner rage, this bag is perfect for anyone tired of citations for "unauthorized flamingo décor" or those mysterious “landscaping fees.” Spacious enough for all your community drama and then some.
Wave it proudly. Fill it rebelliously. And remember, this tote doesn’t ask for approval, and it sure as hell didn’t go through committee.
Tech Specs (For When Someone Asks “But What’s It Made Of?”):
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A practical, no-nonsense way to make your protest portable
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Sturdy 10-ounce, 100% cotton twill, built tough, like your neighborhood grudges
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Comfortable cotton web handles for easy slinging (or storming out of meetings)
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Dimensions: 14"H x 14"W x 3"D, fits agendas, receipts, and your last nerve
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Approx. 588 cubic inches of HOA-defying storage
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Includes California Prop 65 and social responsibility hangtag, because your sass still has standards
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Not intended for kids under 12, but perfect for grown adults who don’t want to be fined for weeds
| Weight | 0.4 lb |
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| SKU | 684676CC6CDB8 |
| Tags | #hoa #homeowner #community #boardmember #realestate #committee |
