DEFUND THE HOA Brushed Twill Cap
Finally, a hat that says what your soul’s been screaming since the last special assessment. The DEFUND THE HOA cap is your stylish shield against unsolicited newsletter drama, passive-aggressive pool rules, and Karen from the landscaping committee.
Whether your trash cans are out past 4PM or daring to display patriotic décor two days past the holiday, this hat has your back (and your head). Toss it on, tip it low, and embrace your inner neighborhood rebel, because fines fade, but petty resistance is forever.
Tech Specs (a.k.a. The Stuff You’d Never Get Approved at the Annual Meeting):
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Fabric: 100% cotton brushed twill, soft, durable, and HOA-resistant
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Structure: Structured to hold its shape, unlike your HOA's priorities
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Profile: Mid-profile, not too high, not too low, just perfectly defiant
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Closure: Self-fabric with brass buckle and grommet, adjusts to fit heads full of opinions
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Unisex fit: Ideal for anyone tired of unsolicited parking citations
| Weight | 0.4 lb |
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| SKU | 684676CCD874C |
| Tags | #HOA #boardmember #neighbor #neighborhood #community |
