Hello, My Name is SPITE Unisex Tee
Make a name for yourself, preferably one that makes people a little nervous. This bold, no-nonsense tee features a red-and-white “Hello, My Name is SPITE” name tag design, perfect for when you're done playing nice and ready to start making passive-aggressive eye contact. Equal parts petty and polished, it’s your new go-to shirt for family gatherings, HOA meetings, or just existing with a slight edge.
Comfortable enough for everyday wear, and confrontational enough to make it interesting.
Specs (aka the fine print of fabulous):
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Retail fit hugs in the right places without clingy desperation.
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Tear-away label because tags are for people who follow rules.
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Side seamed + shoulder taping built like your resolve: strong and structured.
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4.2 oz., 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton for buttery softness.
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Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly blend if you're feeling slightly less savage.
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Imprint: High-resolution, vibrant, and impossible to ignore, thanks to Digital Transfer Film Technology.
Care Instructions: Wear with intention. Wash with the tears of your enemies (or, you know, cold water and mild detergent).
| Weight | 0.5 lb |
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| SKU | 684676CCAE50B |
| Tags | #funny #humor #comedy #snarky #sassy #taboo #tshirt #funnymerch |
